Monday, February 25, 2019

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Friday, February 8, 2019

Half Drunk

A negative person sees a glass of water and says, "Half empty."

A positive person sees the same glass and says "Half full."

Hillary Clinton sees the glass, fills it the rest of the way with vodka, and says, "Bottoms up!"

Monday, February 4, 2019