Thursday, January 31, 2019

Election Semantics

Failed Clinton campaign manager John Podesta claims that Hillary won't run for president for yet a third time in the 2020 election.

She'll just toddle. 

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Monday, January 28, 2019

Arresting Roger Stone

Robert Mueller sent more men and guns to arrest Roger Stone than Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sent to defend Benghazi. 

Saturday, January 26, 2019

Not As Much As Hillary

Bill Clinton's Weiner isn't the only one that turned into a problem for Hillary.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Hillary Clinton Rally

If Hillary's followers dig deep enough they might even find out where CNN gets its polling data.

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Monday, January 14, 2019

Hillary's Conception

Adolf Hitler died on April 30, 1945.
Hillary Clinton was born on October 26, 1947.
An 18-month pregnancy has to be some kind of record. 

Hillary versus Hitler

Here is absolute photographic proof that Hillary Clinton isn't Adolf Hitler. As you can clearly see, Hillary isn't wearing a tie.

Never Gets Old

Even though Hillary gets older and older, this meme only gets funnier with each passing day. 

Friday, January 11, 2019

Hillary's Spooky Portrait

It might not even be an illusion. 

Hillary Clinton's Misfire

Hillary Clinton called President Donald Trump a loose cannon and then whined, "Loose cannons tend to misfire."

Just ask Webb Hubbell.

Beware of Hillary

Fort Marcy Park is way more dangerous than Amity Island.

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Hillary's Bucket List

When she was in India, Hillary Clinton decided to take a whiz into the Taj Mahal's reflecting pool, scratching another one of her wishes off of her rapidly dwindling bucket list. After several dry minutes of Hillary hanging over the edge of the pool, Bill finally asked her what the problem was. Hillary told Bill that she was waiting for the hippopotamus to get out of the way. Bill replied, "That's just your reflection."

Когда она была в Индии, Хиллари Клинтон решила совершить свист в светлом бассейне Тадж-Махала, вычеркнув еще одно из ее желаний из ее быстро сокращающегося списка ведра. После нескольких сухих минут Хиллари, висящей над краем бассейна, Билл наконец спросил ее, в чем проблема. Хиллари сказала Биллу, что она ждет, пока бегемот уберется с дороги. Билл ответил: «Это только твое отражение».

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Baby Jokes

Some people say that Planned Parenthood is free, but really it costs an arm and a leg.

Don't Bet on Hillary

This is why Hillary wants open borders.

Crazy Old Ladies

If there is ever a lying contest between the two of them, be sure to bet on Hillary.