Friday, March 31, 2017

Hillary's Explanation

Hillary Clinton was asked by a reporter about her role in rigging the primary election and cheating in her debates with Bernie Sanders. "Shut up," she explained. 

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Like an Old Banana

Hillary Clinton just announced her new campaign slogan for 2020: Resist, Insist, Persist, Enlist.


Sunday, March 19, 2017

Hillary's Haircut

The Gateway Pundit reports that Hillary Clinton just got a $1200 haircut at the Bergdorf Goodman salon. 

That's like $2 or $3 dollars a hair. 

Friday, March 3, 2017

The Russian Winter

Hillary Clinton held an impromptu press release today to announce that she is too damn cold and to warn the Russians to quit fiddling with the thermostat. 

Thursday, March 2, 2017

The Remainder Bin

Target is reportedly going back to selling cheap junk as its go-forward sales strategy, so they're buying up as many copies of Hillary Clinton's new autobiography as they can lay their hands on.