Saturday, February 25, 2017

Keep on trucking, Hillary!

Does this Hillary make my truck look bigger?

Donald calls Hillary

Ring Ring, Ring Ring

Hillary Clinton: Hello?
President Trump: Knock, knock.
Hillary Clinton: Who's there?
President Trump: Not you.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Treating the Symptoms

Hillary is furious that Donald Trump is bringing free-market reforms to Obamacare. Hillary is demanding that the President provide free Xanax to all of her remaining followers.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Crash Test Dummy

New realistic crash test dummies are being made older and fatter.  From now on they'll all look like Hillary Clinton.

Monday, February 6, 2017

Hillary and the Football Players

Q. How is Hillary Clinton like the Atlanta Falcons.

A. They both blew a 25 point lead.

Friday, February 3, 2017

Tit for Tat

The New York Post has been urging Hillary Clinton to run for mayor of Los Angeles. The Los Angeles Times just retaliated by urging Hillary Clinton to run for mayor of New York City.