Friday, January 20, 2017

I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane

Bill and Hillary Clinton met up with Attorney General Loretta Lynch on an airport tarmac again today. They're all sharing a flight to a non-extradition country. 

Monday, January 16, 2017

Hillary's Platinum Card

In honor of her years of living the high life on the taxpayers' dime, Hillary Clinton is slated to recieve a Platinum EBT Card. 

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Who's Your Daddy?

Chelsea Clinton, pulled over for a traffic violation, screamed at the police officer, "How dare you! Do you know who my father is?"

The officer replied, "You should ask your mother."

Monday, January 2, 2017

Glue Factory

Hillary Clinton continues denying news reports of her failing health, and claims that she is just as healthy as a horse. 

Or at least an old donkey.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Not Liking Lyin' Ryan

The New York Post reports that President-elect Donald Trump called Democrat Senator Charles Schumer to say that he likes Schumer more than Republican Congressman Paul Ryan and Republican Senator Mitch McConnell. Trump hastened to add that was an extremely low bar.

Stop the Presses

Hillary Clinton has written a new book, originally entitled How I Won the Presidency, scheduled for release sometime in 2017. 

Just as soon as she comes up with a different title.