Thursday, April 21, 2016

Hard Time

On his wedding anniversary, Bill Clinton was sitting in a bar looking very down in the dumps. “What's the matter?” asked one of his hot girlfriends. Bill sadly answered, “Well, a week after getting married I decided to kill my wife, but my lawyer told me that I would get 25 years in prison. I would be a free man by now.”

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