Friday, March 4, 2016

Hillary Hoya

Hillary tried to win the support of a tribe of Native Americans by speaking at a rally on their Reservation. “I promise to provide better educational opportunities for Native Americans,” Hillary announced. The crowd chanted, “Hoya!” Hillary then proclaimed, “I promise to allow more casinos to be built!” The crowd loudly shouted, “Hoya! Hoya!” After her speech, Hillary toured the Reservation and saw a huge herd of cattle. Since she had once made a fortune in cattle futures she decided to ask the Chief if she could get closer and take a look at an actual cow. “Sure,” the Chief said, “But don’t step in the Hoya.”

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