Saturday, March 12, 2016

Hillary Goes to Heaven

Hillary Clinton was standing at the Pearly Gates, screeching to be let in.  The gate's guardian angel informed her, “I’m sorry, but you are not on the list of people allowed to get into Heaven.”  Hillary shrieked, “How dare you! Go get your boss!”  The angel hurried inside and told his angelic supervisor what happened, but Saint Peter just told him that under no circumstances was Hillary to be allowed inside.  The angel went back to the Pearly Gates to give her the judgement, then returned to Saint Peter only moments later.  Peter asked him, “Is she gone?”   The angel replied, “Well, Hillary’s gone, but so are the Pearly Gates!”

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