Sunday, January 31, 2016

Hillary versus the Highlander

Hillary is so old that Connor MacLeod, the immortal Scottish swordsman known as the Highlander, challenged her to a sword fight for the Prize. 

Saturday, January 30, 2016

She who is without guilt

Hillary is so old that when Jesus said throw the first stone, she threw it.

Friday, January 29, 2016

Hardheaded Hillary

What a lot of people don't realize is that after Hillary Clinton was hospitalized for brain damage back in December 2012, her surgical team had to implant a steel plate in her head. Although the steel plate allowed her to return to the campaign trail, if she is in the same room with a microwave oven she'll pee herself and forget how to talk for a couple of hours.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the oldest of them all?

Hillary is so old that Sir Edmund Hillary was named after her.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

One Hell of a Deal

Humorous image of the devilHillary was up late one night dreaming of her triumphant return to the White House when Satan appeared before her in a puff of acrid smoke.  Satan entreated her, “I have a proposition for you, Hillary.  I will make you the first woman President of the United States, but in return you will have to surrender your soul to me.” 

Hillary thought about it for a moment and replied, “So, what’s the catch?”

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

There Can Be Only One

Now that Lindsey Graham has dropped out of the race, Hillary Clinton is the only Democrat woman still running for President.

Fill in the blanks

Donald Trump boasted "I could “shoot someone and not lose voters.” Maybe, Donald, but only if that person was ___________ ___________.

Tip of the hat to Rocky D 
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She's got it in the bag

If Hillary is elected, she won’t have to get new White House silverware.  

She still has the entire set she took with her when Bill left office.

Monday, January 25, 2016

The Hillary Clinton Tree

For many years the National Park Service has recognized the General Sherman giant sequoia as the oldest living tree on Earth. However, earlier this month a team of researchers identified an even more ancient one deep in the Sequoia National Forest. They've named it Hillary Clinton.
The Hillary Clinton Tree

Sunday, January 24, 2016

The Hillary Clinton Income Tax Form

Hillary Clinton's new Income Tax form eliminates any possible confusion about what you owe. 

Thanks to Hillary, you'll be able to complete your federal income tax return in just three easy steps.

The Hillary Clinton Income Tax Form

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Bill Should Be Safe

Satan, "If you are elected, Bill must die a horrible death.”

Hillary, “Will I be acquitted?”

Hillary's conversation with Satan

Friday, January 22, 2016

Work is a Four-Letter Word

Hillary is spreading a nasty rumor about Bernie Sanders. She claims that he once had a job and worked for a living.

Some Hillary News Isn't News

A bear sitting on the toilet in the woods

Bear craps in the woods

Dog bites man

Pope is Catholic

Hillary Clinton lies

The Hillary Clinton "I Want Power" Ball Lottery

"Powerball began paying out the $1.6 Billion prize to three winning tickets. Odds of winning were 300 million to 1 -- or about the same odds as Hillary Ramrod'm telling the truth about Benghazi. Or anything else for that matter."

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Thursday, January 21, 2016

I’m Hillary Clinton and I Approved

(I suspect that this might not be one of her actual campaign ads.)

Tip of the hat to Freedom Memes.

The Hillary Clinton Thought Experiment

Q. If Hillary Clinton falls in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear, does she make a sound?

A. I don't know. Let's find out.

Are You Talking To Me?

Before the last Democrat Debate, both Hillary and Bernie turned off their hearing aids.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Hillary versus Bernie in HoverRound race

Jim Treacher ✘ @jtLOL tweeted that the Democrat Debate was so boring that Hillary and Bernie "should decide the nomination with a HoverRound race."

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

The fall of Hillary Clinton

Hillary has fallen so far in the polls that she can't get up!

(Tip of the hat to Jim Treacher.)

Monday, January 18, 2016

Hillary has History

Cruz and Rubio have announced that they want to hold a Convention of the States so that they can rewrite the United States Constitution, but Hillary opposes the idea. She remembers how the last Constitutional convention turned out, and she didn't like it one little bit.

Throw in the Towel

How bad was last night's debate? Hillary got beat worse than Ronda Rousey.

No Más

Hillary says she'll won't debate Bernie again unless she gets to wear a boxing helmet.

Bernie trumps Hillary

Bernie Sanders laid such ferocious beating on Hillary Clinton in last night's debate that he should face elder abuse charges.

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Sunday, January 17, 2016

Hillary at the Car Wash

Did you ever wonder what Hillary will do after she loses the presidential election? 

Watch the video below to see for yourself.

A Musical Tribute to Hillary Clinton

Please don't call Hillary Clinton a liar. She's simply a professional pseudologist.

The Hillary campaign lashes out at comedians who made fun of her

In a widely reported attempt to censor stand-up skits recorded at the Laugh Factory comedy club, the Clinton campaign called club owner Jamie Masada and demanded that he take down the comedy video and give them the names and phone numbers of the comedians appearing in the video. The Laugh Factory has more information and video footage about the scandal on its website.

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Hillary's Laughter

"We must laugh at Hillary Clinton to avoid crying for ourselves." 
―Napoleon Bonaparte 
(somewhat paraphrased)

“I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.” 
― Herman Melville