Saturday, June 5, 2021

A Balanced Diet

Q. What is Hillary Clinton's idea of a balanced diet?

A, A drink in each hand!



Friday, June 4, 2021

Pelosi Unmasked

Nancy Pelosi wanted to quit wearing a mask last week, but everybody kept asking her to put it back on. 

Thursday, June 3, 2021

Where did the pot go?

White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed that five Biden administration staffers were fired for marijuana use. The staffers' confiscated pot was turned over to Kamala Harris for "disposal."

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Ice Cream Dreams

Joe Biden recently walked up to two little girls in pigtails and promised them ice cream. "You'll look 19 years old with ice cream on your faces," Joe said.



Sunday, September 13, 2020

Standards

President Donald Trump has standards.

Not-President Hillary Clinton has double-standards. 

Saturday, May 30, 2020

Geronimo!

A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten-year-old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes.

Dr. Fauci said, “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.

The pope said, “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.

Hillary said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” She takes one and jumps.

President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting."

The child replies, "Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack."

Sunday, March 22, 2020

Hillary Tested Negative

Hillary Clinton has tested Negative for being the President of the United States.