Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Monday, January 14, 2019

Hillary's Conception

Adolf Hitler died on April 30, 1945.
Hillary Clinton was born on October 26, 1947.
An 18-month pregnancy has to be some kind of record. 

Hillary versus Hitler

Here is absolute photographic proof that Hillary Clinton isn't Adolf Hitler. As you can clearly see, Hillary isn't wearing a tie.


Never Gets Old

Even though Hillary gets older and older, this meme only gets funnier with each passing day. 


Thursday, January 10, 2019

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Hillary's Bucket List

When she was in India, Hillary Clinton decided to take a whiz into the Taj Mahal's reflecting pool, scratching another one of her wishes off of her rapidly dwindling bucket list. After several dry minutes of Hillary hanging over the edge of the pool, Bill finally asked her what the problem was. Hillary told Bill that she was waiting for the hippopotamus to get out of the way. Bill replied, "That's just your reflection."


Когда она была в Индии, Хиллари Клинтон решила совершить свист в светлом бассейне Тадж-Махала, вычеркнув еще одно из ее желаний из ее быстро сокращающегося списка ведра. После нескольких сухих минут Хиллари, висящей над краем бассейна, Билл наконец спросил ее, в чем проблема. Хиллари сказала Биллу, что она ждет, пока бегемот уберется с дороги. Билл ответил: «Это только твое отражение».