Hillary's Yoga Outfit

Hillary Clinton claims the 33,000 emails she deleted were about yoga. She was having a hard time finding someplace that sold yoga muumuus.

A Grammatical Question

Ever since the 2016 election of Donald Trump, poor Hillary Clinton has self-identified as President. 

What's the pronoun for that?

Hillary Is or Hillary Ain't?

Hillary opponent: "Hillary ain't sh*t!"

Hillary supporter: "She is too!" 

Not a Pretty Picture

Q. Why couldn't Hillary Clinton take a selfie?

A. She didn't have a fisheye lens. 

The Worst President in History

Q. Why is Barack Obama the worst President in history?

A. Because Hillary Clinton wasn't elected. 

Good News, Bad News

Chelsea Clinton is claiming that abortions have added trillions of dollars to the economy over last four decades. Unfortunately, most of it was stolen by her mother.