Hillary Clinton Jokes

Over 666 jokes, stories, and one-liners about Hillary Clinton,

Friday, May 11, 2018

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick?

A. What ankles?

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On The Other Hand

As has been widely reported, Hillary Clinton broke one of her wrists falling in a bathtub at an Indian palace in Jodhpur. Fortunately for H...
The Boat Joke

Q. If ex-President Barack Obama and not-President Hillary Clinton were together in boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would s...
Hillary's Basement

Q: What do you call Hillary Clinton's basement? A: A whine cellar.
Taint Gonna Happen

The Clinton Foundation is refusing to return any of the $250,000 it received from Hillary's longtime supporter Harvey Weinstein. As Ste...
A Simple Question

Since Russia gave $145 million to Hillary, and Hillary funded the DNC to rig the primary nomination, does that mean the DNC is funded by Ru...
Snopes Poo-Poos Hillary's Poo Poo

A picture of Hillary Clinton showing a poo spot on the back of her skirt has gone viral on the Web, much to the dismay of Snopes, a site de...
Hillary and Harvey

Hillary Clinton says that Harvey Weinstein's predatory sexual behavior isn't exactly the same as her husband Bill Clinton's pre...
Hillary Sees Her Shadow
Hillary Goes to India, Part 2

Next time, she'll have an appropriate outfit.
Hillary Has a Question

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