Hillary Clinton Jokes

Over 666 jokes, stories, and one-liners about Hillary Clinton.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick?

A. What ankles?

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Take Your Medicine

Only 25% of Hillary Clinton supporters are being medicated for mental illness. That means the other 75% of her followers aren't being t...
Mobs ain't Jobs

President Trump creates jobs. Hillary Clinton creates mobs.
The Boat Joke

Q. If ex-President Barack Obama and not-President Hillary Clinton were together in boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would s...
Ankles or Cankles

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick? A. What ankles?
Hillary Goes to India, Part 2

Next time, she'll have an appropriate outfit.
What difference does it make?

Q. What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and a flying pig? A. The letter F.
Good News, Bad News

Chelsea Clinton is claiming that abortions have added trillions of dollars to the economy over last four decades. Unfortunately, most of it...
Hillary Is or Hillary Ain't?

Hillary opponent: "Hillary ain't sh*t!" Hillary supporter: "She is too!"
Time for Fake News
Hillary's $400M Excuses

1. It's in my basement. 2. Obama cleared it. 3. I left the WH broke. 4. It's dollars, not rubles. 5. The presidency is pricey. ...

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