Hillary Clinton Jokes

Memes, jokes, stories, and one-liners about not-President Hillary Rodham Clinton (Хиллари Клинтон)

Friday, May 11, 2018

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick?

A. What ankles?

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How Dumb Is AOC?

This dumb. But at least she didn't bet on the Chicago Bears.
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Ankles or Cankles

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick? A. What ankles?
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Hillary's $400M Excuses

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