Hillary Clinton Jokes

Over 666 jokes, stories, and one-liners about Hillary Clinton,

Friday, May 11, 2018

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick?

A. What ankles?

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On The Other Hand

As has been widely reported, Hillary Clinton broke one of her wrists falling in a bathtub at an Indian palace in Jodhpur. Fortunately for H...
The Boat Joke

Q. If ex-President Barack Obama and not-President Hillary Clinton were together in boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would s...
Ankles or Cankles

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick? A. What ankles?
Hillary's Basement

Q: What do you call Hillary Clinton's basement? A: A whine cellar.
Time for Fake News
A Simple Question

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What difference does it make?

Q. What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and a flying pig? A. The letter F.
Hillary Sees Her Shadow
Hillary Goes to India, Part 2

Next time, she'll have an appropriate outfit.
Take Your Medicine

Only 25% of Hillary Clinton supporters are being medicated for mental illness. That means the other 75% of her followers aren't being t...

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