Hillary Clinton Jokes

Over 666 jokes, stories, and one-liners about Hillary Clinton.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick?

A. What ankles?

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On The Other Hand

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The Boat Joke

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Take Your Medicine

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Ankles or Cankles

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick? A. What ankles?
Time for Fake News
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Next time, she'll have an appropriate outfit.
What difference does it make?

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Good News, Bad News

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Hillary Sees Her Shadow
Hillary's $400M Excuses

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