Hillary Clinton Jokes

Memes, jokes, stories, and one-liners about not-President Hillary Rodham Clinton (Хиллари Клинтон)

Friday, May 11, 2018

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick?

A. What ankles?

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The Boat Joke

Q. If ex-President Barack Obama and not-President Hillary Clinton were together in boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would s...
On The Other Hand

As has been widely reported, Hillary Clinton broke one of her wrists falling in a bathtub at an Indian palace in Jodhpur. Fortunately for H...
Snopes Poo-Poos Hillary's Poo Poo

A picture of Hillary Clinton showing a poo spot on the back of her skirt has gone viral on the Web, much to the dismay of Snopes, a site de...
Hillary Goes to India, Part 2

Next time, she'll have an appropriate outfit.
Hillary's Basement

Q: What do you call Hillary Clinton's basement? A: A whine cellar.
Ankles or Cankles

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick? A. What ankles?
Take Your Medicine

Only 25% of Hillary Clinton supporters are being medicated for mental illness. That means the other 75% of her followers aren't being t...
A Simple Question

Since Russia gave $145 million to Hillary, and Hillary funded the DNC to rig the primary nomination, does that mean the DNC is funded by Ru...
Hillary Sees Her Shadow
What difference does it make?

Q. What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and a flying pig? A. The letter F.

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