Hillary Clinton Jokes

Memes, jokes, stories, and one-liners about not-President Hillary Rodham Clinton (Хиллари Клинтон)

Friday, May 11, 2018

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick?

A. What ankles?

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Snopes Poo-Poos Hillary's Poo Poo

A picture of Hillary Clinton showing a poo spot on the back of her skirt has gone viral on the Web, much to the dismay of Snopes, a site de...
The Boat Joke

Q. If ex-President Barack Obama and not-President Hillary Clinton were together in boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would s...
On The Other Hand

As has been widely reported, Hillary Clinton broke one of her wrists falling in a bathtub at an Indian palace in Jodhpur. Fortunately for H...
Гендерное равенство

дебатов с Дональдом Трампом Хиллари Клинтон сказала: «Я готова отдать свою жизнь за дело гендерного равенства». Дональд Трамп ответил: ...
A Simple Question

Since Russia gave $145 million to Hillary, and Hillary funded the DNC to rig the primary nomination, does that mean the DNC is funded by Ru...
How Dumb Is AOC?

This dumb. But at least she didn't bet on the Chicago Bears.
Hillary's Basement

Q: What do you call Hillary Clinton's basement? A: A whine cellar.
Hillary and Harvey

Hillary Clinton says that Harvey Weinstein's predatory sexual behavior isn't exactly the same as her husband Bill Clinton's pre...
Taint Gonna Happen

The Clinton Foundation is refusing to return any of the $250,000 it received from Hillary's longtime supporter Harvey Weinstein. As Ste...
Kirby Wins!

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