Hillary Clinton Jokes

Memes, jokes, stories, and one-liners about Hillary Clinton (Хиллари Клинтон)

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Next time, she'll have an appropriate outfit.

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Take Your Medicine

Only 25% of Hillary Clinton supporters are being medicated for mental illness. That means the other 75% of her followers aren't being t...
Mobs ain't Jobs

President Trump creates jobs. Hillary Clinton creates mobs.
The Boat Joke

Q. If ex-President Barack Obama and not-President Hillary Clinton were together in boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would s...
Hillary Is or Hillary Ain't?

Hillary opponent: "Hillary ain't sh*t!" Hillary supporter: "She is too!"
Ankles or Cankles

Q. Why are Hillary Clinton's ankles so thick? A. What ankles?
Hillary Goes to India, Part 2

Next time, she'll have an appropriate outfit.
What difference does it make?

Q. What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and a flying pig? A. The letter F.
Can Pigs Fly?

Remember, some pigs are more equal than others.
Oh, nose!

Hillary Clinton fell down the stairs again and broke her nose. The conversation at the hospital went like this: Bill: Doctor, what's...
Hillary's Figure

Hillary has a flat bottom. Of course, the L is silent.

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