Happy New Year, Hillary

Another year of not being President!

Biden for President

If Joe Biden wound up on the top of the presidential ticket, who would he want on the bottom?

That Hillary Smile

Like my teeth?
They're from Haitian orphans.

Hillary Announces for President

Prisons don't have Presidents.

They Both Start With P

Hillary Clinton told a television interviewer that she ran against Trump and Putin in her disastrous 2016 campaign for the presidency. 

When the reporter reminded Hillary that she actually ran against Trump and Pence, she was so surprised that she almost dropped her vodka bottle.

It's Funny Because It's True

Norm McDonald jokes that Hillary Clinton is a dirty liar.

Things Change

After decades of opposing gay rights, Hillary Clinton finally decided to come out in support of same-sex marriage.

After decades of being married to Hillary, her husband Bill Clinton decided to come out against all marriages period.  

Christmas Lights

Hillary supporters are like Christmas lights. 
Most of them don't work and the rest aren't very bright. 

Uranium One

Tiny THOT
With her eyes all aglow
Will find it hard
To sleep tonight

Down the Chimney

There is something worse than a stocking full of coal.

The Naughty List

Hillary made it to the top of the list!

Kissing Cousins

But not anymore.

The Hillbilly Presidency

If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again.

Jeopardy

Answer: Prisoner.

Question: What do you call Hillary Clinton once she is behind bars?

Con Air

Q. Why did Hillary Clinton fly to a wedding in India?

A. It was too far for her to swim.

Hillary Kitten

Something else for Hillary to be mad about.

Which Witch?

For the $40 million we've had to spend on the Mueller witch hunt, we could’ve paid off most of the witch's bar tab.

The Judgement

Hill and Bill better hope that's the Attorney General's hand.

Extra Salty

Wash 'em down with vodka.

Hillary Clinton's Pets

Hillary Clinton has a dog, a cat, and a big fat ass that follows her around wherever she goes. 

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Hillary lost to Trump! (Bacon is a close second.)

Hillary's Retirement Home

Bill only visited once.

Fun Holiday Fact

Hillary Clinton has killed more people this so far this month than AK-47s.

Avoiding the Body Count

It is funny because it is true.

Unlike Hillary

Numbers don't lie.

Hillary's Dream House

Well, call it a bad dream.

It's white, it's a house.
What difference at this point does it make?

Oh, nose!

Hillary Clinton fell down the stairs again and broke her nose. The conversation at the hospital went like this:

Bill: Doctor, what's happening?

Doctor: We've decided to remove her nose.

Bill: No nose? How will she smell?

Doctor: Just awful!

Lying About Lying

Bad Life Choices

That face you make...

If Hillary Was a Man

Hillary Clinton's energy plan

After her coronation, Hillary plans to use millions of these strips to build a nationwide system of power plants. 

Hillary's Figure

Hillary has a flat bottom.

Of course, the L is silent.

Hillary is on a roll!

And it's all downhill from here.

The Jolly Old Elf

Hillary Clinton needs to lay off of the Baileys Irish Cream and the eggnog this Christmas.

Childhood Picture of Hillary Clinton

Or at least a close imitation.

The Pen is Mightier than the Musket

Bill's Rule

Eating Ain't Cheating

More than Hillary Clinton

This is the short list. 

Hillary Deleted the Truth

Hillary for Prison

Hillary versus Scooby Doo

And Hillary would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling Wikileak kids!

Can Pigs Fly?

Remember, some pigs are more equal than others.

Orange Man Bad

Who's Orange now?

Proof That There Was Space For Jack

For Jack and Rose, but not Jack and Hillary.  

Hillary Helps Two Men Up Stairs

Wolf Blitzer is putting on his funny face. 

The Silence and the Hams

How cold was it today?

It was so cold today that Hillary Clinton had her hands in her own pockets!

Bill's in Trouble

Who can forget this famous debate moment?

Bill Clinton: "I didn't do that ugly one, did I?"

Chelsea: "Dad, that's Mom." 

Hillary Goes on Tour

And it looks like she needs a better routine. 

Hillary Clinton meets the Joker

Even the Joker does a better job of hiding his mustache. 

Hillary Loses Again

With a guest appearance by DJT.

Hillary's Black Friday Sale

Buy one, get one free.

Merry Christmas, Snowflakes

Hillary Lost

Point CounterPoint

White men are the problem in America.

Then why are you trying to look like one?

A Never to be Seen Scene

Fake News means never having to say you're sorry.

Twitter Loves Hillary

Hillary's Running Mate?

By 2020 she will know whether she's an aunt or an uncle.

If Bill Clinton had a Daughter

Liquid Lunch

Q. What was the main course at the Clinton mansion on Thanksgiving?

A. Wild Turkey.

Hillary's Trump Card

Hillary thought she had a trump card, but it turned out to be a joker.

Hillary is Possibly a Woman

Hillary is so old that there were only two genders when she was growing up. 

Joe Who?

Joe Mama!

Taking Stock of Hillary

Hillary appears to be considering running for President again in 2020. Now that's funny!!!