Another year of not being President!
Memes, jokes, stories, and one-liners about not-President Hillary Rodham Clinton (Хиллари Клинтон)
Monday, December 31, 2018
Saturday, December 29, 2018
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
They Both Start With P
Hillary Clinton told a television interviewer that she ran against Trump and Putin in her disastrous 2016 campaign for the presidency.
When the reporter reminded Hillary that she actually ran against Trump and Pence, she was so surprised that she almost dropped her vodka bottle.
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
Things Change
After decades of opposing gay rights, Hillary Clinton finally decided to come out in support of same-sex marriage.
After decades of being married to Hillary, her husband Bill Clinton decided to come out against all marriages period.
Sunday, December 23, 2018
Christmas Lights
Hillary supporters are like Christmas lights.
Most of them don't work and the rest aren't very bright.
Most of them don't work and the rest aren't very bright.
Saturday, December 22, 2018
Thursday, December 20, 2018
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
Monday, December 17, 2018
Sunday, December 16, 2018
Saturday, December 15, 2018
Friday, December 14, 2018
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Which Witch?
For the $40 million we've had to spend on the Mueller witch hunt, we could’ve paid off most of the witch's bar tab.
Wednesday, December 12, 2018
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Monday, December 10, 2018
Sunday, December 9, 2018
Saturday, December 8, 2018
Friday, December 7, 2018
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Oh, nose!
Hillary Clinton fell down the stairs again and broke her nose. The conversation at the hospital went like this:
Bill: Doctor, what's happening?Doctor: We've decided to remove her nose.Bill: No nose? How will she smell?Doctor: Just awful!
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Hillary Clinton's energy plan
After her coronation, Hillary plans to use millions of these strips to build a nationwide system of power plants.
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
Monday, December 3, 2018
Sunday, December 2, 2018
Saturday, December 1, 2018
Friday, November 30, 2018
Thursday, November 29, 2018
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
Bill's in Trouble
Who can forget this famous debate moment?
Bill Clinton: "I didn't do that ugly one, did I?"
Chelsea: "Dad, that's Mom."
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Monday, November 26, 2018
Sunday, November 25, 2018
Saturday, November 24, 2018
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