Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Hillary Clinton and the Dollar Store

Hillary's new book, WHAT HAPPENED, is not doing well and may be headed to the dollar bin soon. Not surprising, since not many of her supporters can’t read anyway.

The Dollar Store released a statement about Hillary's new book, WHAT HAPPENED: "Don't send that book here, we sell stuff that's WORTH a dollar."

I don't know why they name storms after Grandmas, like Irma. That's not scary. They should name them after horrible monsters. Hurricane Godzilla might scare me. How about Hurricane Satan's Spawn. Hurricane Dracula. Hurricane Hillary -- yikes!

Hillary Clinton gave an interview demonstrating alternate nostril breathing, which we sane people call BLOWING ONE'S NOSE. This is a bit different than all the people who just held their noses while they voted for her.

Contributed by Rocky D

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