Elizabeth Warren says that she's troubled by Barack Obama's $400000 speaking fees. Not Hillary Clinton though. Hillary's just jealous as hell.
Memes, jokes, stories, and one-liners about not-President Hillary Rodham Clinton (Хиллари Клинтон)
Friday, April 28, 2017
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Hillary Alert
NBC News reports that Hillary Clinton has announced that she is "ready to come out of the woods."
Civil Defense authorities will sound an all-clear signal once she returns to it.
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Like Father, like Mother
At Variety’s Power of Women event, Saturday Night Live member Vanessa Bayer noted that Chelsea Clinton’s mother, Hillary Clinton, isn't President.
But for that matter, neither is Chelsea's father.
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Toenail Clippings
T.A. Frank, writing in Vanity Fair, observed that "[R]eading anything by Chelsea Clinton—tweets, interviews, books—is best compared to taking in spoonfuls of plain oatmeal that, periodically, conceal a toenail clipping."
Sounds like a recipe passed down to her from her mother.
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Hillary's W-2
Q. Why hasn't Hillary Clinton filed her income tax return yet?
A. Her W-2s from Saudi Arabia are still being translated.
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Hillary So Older
Hillary Clinton came out of hiding this week to defend her poorly run campaign for president. At one point a reporter challenged her over her awful decision to put Al Gore, 69, in charge of her her campaign's youth outreach efforts. Hillary defended her choice by pointing out Al Gore is youthful compared to her.
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Sunday, April 9, 2017
The Saleswoman
Q. Why did Hillary Clinton sell 20% of America's uranium to the Russians?
A. Her commission.
Saturday, April 8, 2017
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