Saturday, February 25, 2017
Donald calls Hillary
Ring Ring, Ring Ring
Hillary Clinton: Hello?
President Trump: Knock, knock.
Hillary Clinton: Who's there?
President Trump: Not you.
Monday, February 20, 2017
Treating the Symptoms
Hillary is furious that Donald Trump is bringing free-market reforms to Obamacare. Hillary is demanding that the President provide free Xanax to all of her remaining followers.
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Crash Test Dummy
New realistic crash test dummies are being made older and fatter. From now on they'll all look like Hillary Clinton.
Monday, February 6, 2017
Hillary and the Football Players
Q. How is Hillary Clinton like the Atlanta Falcons.
A. They both blew a 25 point lead.
A. They both blew a 25 point lead.
Friday, February 3, 2017
Tit for Tat
The New York Post has been urging Hillary Clinton to run for mayor of Los Angeles. The Los Angeles Times just retaliated by urging Hillary Clinton to run for mayor of New York City.
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