Sunday, December 4, 2016

Hillary Clinton's Christmas Wish List

Dearest Satan Santa,

This year I want:


1) The ability to get the foreign bribes going again 
2) A pallet of heavy-duty foundation makeup
3) Uranium delivery orders from Vladimir Putin 
4) An autographed copy of "Rules for Radicals"
5) And a Presidential pardon from Barack Obama


Eternally yours,

Hillary


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