Tuesday, June 7, 2016

The Universe Is Expanding Faster

According to astrophysicist Adam Riess, at the Space Telescope Science Institute and Johns Hopkins University, the universe is now expanding as much as nine percent faster than astronomers previously measured. Scientists are currently divided on the cause, but there is a preliminary consensus that the expansion is due at least in part to Hillary Clinton's increasing pantsuit size.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Jokes and comments are welcome, but you have to keep them clean.