The Chaplain of the United Sates Senate become critically ill and was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. On his way to the emergency room, the Chaplain asked for Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz to ride with him to hospital. The two Senators, eager for a photo op, climbed into the ambulance and pretended look concerned. Finally, curiosity got the best of Cruz, who asked the Chaplain why he wanted Hillary and himself next to him. The Chaplain explained to the two Senators that he had always hoped to die between a pair of thieves, just like Jesus did.