Hillary Clinton was being driven to a rural campaign stop one night when a pig ran right in front of her campaign limousine. Her driver tried his best to avoid hitting it, but the old pig was struck ans killed. Hillary ordered her driver to walk to the nearby farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened to their pig.
Several minutes passed before the driver staggered back to the car holding a half empty jug of moonshine, his faced smeared with lipstick. “What the devil happened to you?” hissed Hillary. Her driver replied, “The farmer gave me a jug of moonshine whiskey and his wife smothered me with kisses.” Hillary demanded to know, “Why in the world did they do that?” The driver answered, “I don’t know. I just told that I was Hillary Clinton’s chauffeur and the old sow was dead.”