Thursday, March 10, 2016

Hillary Goes to Court

Before Bill and Hillary found out how to make a fortune in politics they lived in an Arkansas trailer park. Money was pretty tight back then, so to make ends meet Hillary took up shoplifting. Even though Hillary was a very good thief, she sometimes got caught. “Welcome back, Hillary. What did you steal this time?” asked the judge. “Just a pack of Virginia Slims,” she replied. The judge asked her, “How many cigarettes are in a pack?” “Twenty,” answered Hillary. The judge announced his sentence, “That will be twenty days in jail. One day for each cigarette in the pack.” Bill jumped up and said, “May I say something, your Honor? She actually stole a carton.”

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