Saturday, February 6, 2016

Hillary's Stairway to Heaven

Hillary was on her death bed awaiting the arrival of grim reaper, when former President Bill Clinton and his latest girlfriend arrived to hear her final words.  Hillary whispered to them, “I have a box full of bribe money in the attic left over from when I was Secretary of State.  I don't want anyone to touch it because when I die I'm going to grab it on my way up to heaven.” 

After waiting impatiently for Hillary to draw her last breath, Bill and his girlfriend rushed up to the attic to see if the money was still there.  Sure enough, it was.  Bill laughed and said to her, “See, I told you Hillary was stupid. She should have put that money in the basement!”

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