Con Air

Q. Why did Hillary Clinton fly to a wedding in India?

A. It was too far for her to swim.

Hillary Kitten

Something else for Hillary to be mad about.

Which Witch?

For the $40 million we've had to spend on the Mueller witch hunt, we could’ve paid off most of the witch's bar tab.

The Judgement

Hill and Bill better hope that's the Attorney General's hand.

Extra Salty

Wash 'em down with vodka.

Hillary Clinton's Pets

Hillary Clinton has a dog, a cat, and a big fat ass that follows her around wherever she goes. 

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Hillary lost to Trump! (Bacon is a close second.)

Hillary's Retirement Home

Bill only visited once.

Fun Holiday Fact

Hillary Clinton has killed more people this so far this month than AK-47s.

Avoiding the Body Count

It is funny because it is true.

Unlike Hillary

Numbers don't lie.

Hillary's Dream House

Well, call it a bad dream.

It's white, it's a house.
What difference at this point does it make?

Oh, nose!

Hillary Clinton fell down the stairs again and broke her nose. The conversation at the hospital went like this:

Bill: Doctor, what's happening?

Doctor: We've decided to remove her nose.

Bill: No nose? How will she smell?

Doctor: Just awful!

Lying About Lying

Bad Life Choices

That face you make...