Extra Salty

Wash 'em down with vodka.

Hillary Clinton's Pets

Hillary Clinton has a dog, a cat, and a big fat ass that follows her around wherever she goes. 

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Hillary lost to Trump! (Bacon is a close second.)

Hillary's Retirement Home

Bill only visited once.

Fun Holiday Fact

Hillary Clinton has killed more people this so far this month than AK-47s.

Avoiding the Body Count

It is funny because it is true.

Unlike Hillary

Numbers don't lie.

Hillary's Dream House

Well, call it a bad dream.

It's white, it's a house.
What difference at this point does it make?

Oh, nose!

Hillary Clinton fell down the stairs again and broke her nose. The conversation at the hospital went like this:

Bill: Doctor, what's happening?

Doctor: We've decided to remove her nose.

Bill: No nose? How will she smell?

Doctor: Just awful!

Lying About Lying

Bad Life Choices

That face you make...

If Hillary Was a Man

Hillary Clinton's energy plan

After her coronation, Hillary plans to use millions of these strips to build a nationwide system of power plants. 

Hillary's Figure

Hillary has a flat bottom.

Of course, the L is silent.

Hillary is on a roll!

And it's all downhill from here.