Hillary Clinton claims the 33,000 emails she deleted were about yoga. She was having a hard time finding someplace that sold yoga muumuus.
Wednesday, September 12, 2018
Monday, September 10, 2018
A Grammatical Question
Ever since the 2016 election of Donald Trump, poor Hillary Clinton has self-identified as President.
What's the pronoun for that?
Sunday, September 9, 2018
Hillary Is or Hillary Ain't?
Hillary opponent: "Hillary ain't sh*t!"
Hillary supporter: "She is too!"
Not a Pretty Picture
Q. Why couldn't Hillary Clinton take a selfie?
A. She didn't have a fisheye lens.
A. She didn't have a fisheye lens.
Saturday, September 8, 2018
The Worst President in History
Q. Why is Barack Obama the worst President in history?
A. Because Hillary Clinton wasn't elected.
Good News, Bad News
Chelsea Clinton is claiming that abortions have added trillions of dollars to the economy over last four decades. Unfortunately, most of it was stolen by her mother.
Tuesday, July 17, 2018
Hillary's $400M Excuses
1. It's in my basement.
2. Obama cleared it.
3. I left the WH broke.
4. It's dollars, not rubles.
5. The presidency is pricey.
6. It's for the Haiti children.
7. It's just crumbs.
8. We bleached the cash.
9. Delta isn't cheap.
10. I WANTED 1/2 A BILLION.
Tip of the hat to the Bradford File.
2. Obama cleared it.
3. I left the WH broke.
4. It's dollars, not rubles.
5. The presidency is pricey.
6. It's for the Haiti children.
7. It's just crumbs.
8. We bleached the cash.
9. Delta isn't cheap.
10. I WANTED 1/2 A BILLION.
Tip of the hat to the Bradford File.
Thursday, July 5, 2018
Take Your Medicine
Only 25% of Hillary Clinton supporters are being medicated for mental illness. That means the other 75% of her followers aren't being treated.
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Sunday, June 3, 2018
What difference does it make?
Q. What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and a flying pig?
A. The letter F.
Friday, May 11, 2018
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
The Boat Joke
Q. If ex-President Barack Obama and not-President Hillary Clinton were together in boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would survive?
A. Who cares?
Monday, March 19, 2018
On The Other Hand
As has been widely reported, Hillary Clinton broke one of her wrists falling in a bathtub at an Indian palace in Jodhpur. Fortunately for Hillary, it was not her primary drinking hand.
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
Hillary and the Patriots
Hillary just released a statement that The Patriots REALLY won the Super Bowl and everyone knows it's a right-wing conspiracy. Later, Hillary called Robert Kraft and offered to have Bill Belichick's body discreetly found in Fort Marcy Park.
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