Friday, January 5, 2018

Happy New Year, Satan

Chelsea Clinton (aka Hillary Clinton, Jr.) wished the Church of Satan a Happy New Year on Twitter.

They're now BFFs (Best Fiends Forever).

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Hillary Supporters: Take Your Medicine

25% of Hillary supporters are reportedly on medication for mental illness. 

That means the other 75% are untreated.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Pay for Play Pricing

Hillary charges lobbyists and donors $500,000 for an appearance.

So how come nobody bothers showing up for any of her free ones?

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Saturday, November 4, 2017

A Simple Question

Since Russia gave $145 million to Hillary, and Hillary funded the DNC to rig the primary nomination, does that mean the DNC is funded by Russia?

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Taint Gonna Happen

The Clinton Foundation is refusing to return any of the $250,000 it received from Hillary's longtime supporter Harvey Weinstein. As Stephen Green noted on Instapundit, "The only thing wrong with tainted money is there taint enough of it."

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Hillary and Harvey

Hillary Clinton says that Harvey Weinstein's predatory sexual behavior isn't exactly the same as her husband Bill Clinton's predatory sexual behavior. Hillary says it's close, but no cigar.

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Doctor Feelbad

The Good News: Hillary Clinton was awarded an honorary Doctor's degree.

The Bad News: It was from Planned Parenthood.

Screaming Into Her Pillow

In a television interview, Hillary Clinton said she screamed into her pillow on election night. However, the Secret Service was able to pull Bill off her.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Hillary Clinton and the Dollar Store

Hillary's new book, WHAT HAPPENED, is not doing well and may be headed to the dollar bin soon. Not surprising, since not many of her supporters can’t read anyway.

The Dollar Store released a statement about Hillary's new book, WHAT HAPPENED: "Don't send that book here, we sell stuff that's WORTH a dollar."

I don't know why they name storms after Grandmas, like Irma. That's not scary. They should name them after horrible monsters. Hurricane Godzilla might scare me. How about Hurricane Satan's Spawn. Hurricane Dracula. Hurricane Hillary -- yikes!

Hillary Clinton gave an interview demonstrating alternate nostril breathing, which we sane people call BLOWING ONE'S NOSE. This is a bit different than all the people who just held their noses while they voted for her.

Contributed by Rocky D

Friday, September 15, 2017

New This Week in Fiction

Hillary's new book hasn't hit the $1 bin in the book stores yet, but it's well on its way.