Friday, December 14, 2018

Con Air

Q. Why did Hillary Clinton fly to a wedding in India?
A. It was too far for her to swim.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Hillary Kitten

Something else for Hillary to be mad about.


Which Witch?

For the $40 million we've had to spend on the Mueller witch hunt, we could’ve paid off most of the witch's bar tab.


Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Monday, December 10, 2018

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Oh, nose!

Hillary Clinton fell down the stairs again and broke her nose. The conversation at the hospital went like this:
Bill: Doctor, what's happening?
Doctor: We've decided to remove her nose.
Bill: No nose? How will she smell?
Doctor: Just awful!

Lying About Lying