Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Taint Gonna Happen

The Clinton Foundation is refusing to return any of the $250,000 it received from Hillary's longtime supporter Harvey Weinstein. As Stephen Green noted on Instapundit, "The only thing wrong with tainted money is there taint enough of it."

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Hillary and Harvey

Hillary Clinton says that Harvey Weinstein's predatory sexual behavior isn't exactly the same as her husband Bill Clinton's predatory sexual behavior. Hillary says it's close, but no cigar.

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Doctor Feelbad

The Good News: Hillary Clinton was awarded an honorary Doctor's degree.

The Bad News: It was from Planned Parenthood.

Screaming Into Her Pillow

In a television interview, Hillary Clinton said she screamed into her pillow on election night. However, the Secret Service was able to pull Bill off her.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Hillary Clinton and the Dollar Store

Hillary's new book, WHAT HAPPENED, is not doing well and may be headed to the dollar bin soon. Not surprising, since not many of her supporters can’t read anyway.

The Dollar Store released a statement about Hillary's new book, WHAT HAPPENED: "Don't send that book here, we sell stuff that's WORTH a dollar."

I don't know why they name storms after Grandmas, like Irma. That's not scary. They should name them after horrible monsters. Hurricane Godzilla might scare me. How about Hurricane Satan's Spawn. Hurricane Dracula. Hurricane Hillary -- yikes!

Hillary Clinton gave an interview demonstrating alternate nostril breathing, which we sane people call BLOWING ONE'S NOSE. This is a bit different than all the people who just held their noses while they voted for her.

Contributed by Rocky D 

Friday, September 15, 2017

New This Week in Fiction

Hillary's new book hasn't hit the $1 bin in the book stores yet, but it's well on its way.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Hillary Lawyers Face Bar Sanctions

Today's Breitbart News Headline: Hillary Lawyers Face Bar Sanctions Over Deletion of Clinton Emails

No worries. Hillary's bar tabs are way more bigly than the bar sanctions her lawyers face.

Friday, September 8, 2017

Hillary Ramrod'm

Contributed by Rocky D, www.rockyd.com:
Hillary Ramrod'm has a book out about her election loss titled "What Happened." What happened? YOU happened, Hillary. She blames it all on Bernie Sanders, the DNC and FOX News. Nevermind those other three, eh Hillary; like Benghazi, emails and people who work for a living.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Unhappy Hour

"Hillary only drinks in two situations: When she loses and when she wins." --Scott Adams

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Hillary Builds a Firewall

Hillary Clinton is promoting a new left-wing website named Verrit, just "for the 65.8 million" people who voted to elect her president. 

So how will Hillary keep out all the "undocumented workers" who couldn't vote her?

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Hillary's Crawling Skin

Hillary says Presi-dude Trump "makes my skin crawl." Well that's what happens when you try to wear a human skin suit over your lizard scales.

Tip o'the hat to Rocky D for the contribution!
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Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Counting All The Votes

Researchers say that 20% of American adults are mentally ill or drug addicted. The rest of the people who voted for Hillary Clinton are either illegal aliens or deceased. 

Monday, July 24, 2017

Hillary Returns to Her Roots

Hillary just announced that "old-fashioned capitalism" is going to be her campaign theme for the 2020 presidential election. In other words, theft. 

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Hillary's Place in Line

"Do Democrats know that Hillary Clinton is not second-in-line for the presidency? It's hard to tell." --Scott Adams