Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Hillary's $400M Excuses

1. It's in my basement.
2. Obama cleared it.
3. I left the WH broke.
4. It's dollars, not rubles.
5. The presidency is pricey.
6. It's for the Haiti children.
7. It's just crumbs.
8. We bleached the cash.
9. Delta isn't cheap.

Tip of the hat to the Bradford File.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Take Your Medicine

Only 25% of Hillary Clinton supporters are being medicated for mental illness. That means the other 75% of her followers aren't being treated.

Sunday, June 3, 2018

Friday, May 11, 2018

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

The Boat Joke

Q. If ex-President Barack Obama and not-President Hillary Clinton were together in boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would survive?

A. Who cares?

Hillary Goes to India, Part 2

Next time, she'll have an appropriate outfit.

Monday, March 19, 2018

On The Other Hand

As has been widely reported, Hillary Clinton broke one of her wrists falling in a bathtub at an Indian palace in Jodhpur. Fortunately for Hillary, it was not her primary drinking hand.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Hillary and the Patriots

Hillary just released a statement that The Patriots REALLY won the Super Bowl and everyone knows it's a right-wing conspiracy. Later, Hillary called Robert Kraft and offered to have Bill Belichick's body discreetly found in Fort Marcy Park.

Rocky D 
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Friday, January 5, 2018

Happy New Year, Satan

Chelsea Clinton (aka Hillary Clinton, Jr.) wished the Church of Satan a Happy New Year on Twitter.

They're now BFFs (Best Fiends Forever).

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Hillary Supporters: Take Your Medicine

25% of Hillary supporters are reportedly on medication for mental illness. 

That means the other 75% are untreated.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Pay for Play Pricing

Hillary charges lobbyists and donors $500,000 for an appearance.

So how come nobody bothers showing up for any of her free ones?