New This Week in Fiction

Hillary's new book hasn't hit the $1 bin in the book stores yet, but it's well on its way.

What Happened, Hillary Rodham Clinton

Q. What Happened

A. Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hillary Lawyers Face Bar Sanctions

Today's Breitbart News Headline: Hillary Lawyers Face Bar Sanctions Over Deletion of Clinton Emails

No worries. Hillary's bar tabs are way more bigly than the bar sanctions her lawyers face.

Hillary Ramrod'm

Contributed by Rocky D, www.rockyd.com:

Hillary Ramrod'm has a book out about her election loss titled "What Happened." What happened? YOU happened, Hillary. She blames it all on Bernie Sanders, the DNC and FOX News. Nevermind those other three, eh Hillary; like Benghazi, emails and people who work for a living.

Unhappy Hour

"Hillary only drinks in two situations: When she loses and when she wins." --Scott Adams

Hillary Builds a Firewall

Hillary Clinton is promoting a new left-wing website named Verrit, just "for the 65.8 million" people who voted to elect her president. 

So how will Hillary keep out all the "undocumented workers" who couldn't vote her?

Hillary's Crawling Skin

Hillary says Presi-dude Trump "makes my skin crawl." Well that's what happens when you try to wear a human skin suit over your lizard scales.

Tip o'the hat to Rocky D for the contribution!

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Counting All The Votes

Researchers say that 20% of American adults are mentally ill or drug addicted. The rest of the people who voted for Hillary Clinton are either illegal aliens or deceased. 

Hillary Returns to Her Roots

Hillary just announced that "old-fashioned capitalism" is going to be her campaign theme for the 2020 presidential election. In other words, theft. 

Hillary's Place in Line

"Do Democrats know that Hillary Clinton is not second-in-line for the presidency? It's hard to tell." --Scott Adams

By Way of Comparison...

A huge glacier has broken off of Antarctica's ice sheet and fallen into the ocean. Early reports indicate the iceberg is even larger than Hillary Clinton's pantsuit. 

A Mile is 5280 Feet

Bill Clinton said that to understand what Hillary has been through, people should try walking a mile in her shoes. 

Really? Hillary can't even walk a mile in her shoes. 

Mexico Defeats Russia!

Breaking News: (6/24/2017) Mexico has just advanced to the FIFA Confederations Cup 2017 football (soccer) semi-finals after beating Russia 2 to 1. 

It looks like the soccer scoreboard was more secure against Russian hackers than Hillary Clinton's emails were.

And a Senior Discount

When Hillary Clinton runs for President again in 2020, she'll be entitled to a frequent candidate discount.

Today is a Good Day

"Today is a good day because @HillaryClinton isn't president." --NeanderthalPrivilege