Saturday, June 5, 2021

A Balanced Diet

Q. What is Hillary Clinton's idea of a balanced diet?

A, A drink in each hand!



Friday, June 4, 2021

Pelosi Unmasked

Nancy Pelosi wanted to quit wearing a mask last week, but everybody kept asking her to put it back on. 

Thursday, June 3, 2021

Where did the pot go?

White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed that five Biden administration staffers were fired for marijuana use. The staffers' confiscated pot was turned over to Kamala Harris for "disposal."

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Ice Cream Dreams

Joe Biden recently walked up to two little girls in pigtails and promised them ice cream. "You'll look 19 years old with ice cream on your faces," Joe said.



Sunday, September 13, 2020

Standards

President Donald Trump has standards.

Not-President Hillary Clinton has double-standards.