Saturday, June 24, 2017

Mexico Defeats Russia!

Breaking News: (6/24/2017) Mexico has just advanced to the FIFA Confederations Cup 2017 football (soccer) semi-finals after beating Russia 2 to 1. 

It looks like the soccer scoreboard was more secure against Russian hackers than Hillary Clinton's emails were.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Hillary's Cell Phones

Q. What did Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have in common with her Blackberry cell phones?

A. They all got hammered.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Sick and Tired

Another day, another Hillary Clinton meme. 

"Hillary is getting sick and tired of being accused of all the things she has done."


Friday, June 9, 2017

Endeavor to Persevere!

On June 4, Hillary Clinton posted this virtue signaling tweet about the London Bridge terrorist attack, "After acts of unspeakable cruelty & cowardice, the people of London & the UK choose resolve over fear." In other words, Hillary called on the victims to "endeavor to persevere!"


Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Wine Comes From Sour Grapes

"Much to the dismay of many Democrats, Hillary Ramrod'm is on her 'Sour Grapes' tour, where she is blaming everyone else for her loss, except for the one person whose fault it was -- she herself. Maybe she's afraid to say that because that would make her sexist. She looks like a crazy cat lady with a hangover. She says she takes full responsibility for her decisions, but that did not cost her the election. That's like a pitcher blaming his loss on the batters. Halfway through her bitter speech, Hillary held up the severed head of her pollster, Nate Silver, from ESPN. Lady, you hired a guy who actually thinks football linemen are talented; whattaya expect. In a related story, Tiger Woods called up Hillary and offered her an intervention."

Tip of the hat to Rocky D 
Red Nation Rising Radio

Saturday, June 3, 2017

It's Worth a Shot

Hillary is in such bad health that she has finally agreed that she needs to start getting some exercise, so she bought some heavier shot glasses.

Friday, June 2, 2017

Don't Blame Bill

Hillary-husband Bill Clinton has often been accused of chasing anything in a skirt. However, pantsuits are an entirely different matter. 


Not Being of Sound Mind and Body

Perpetual loser Hillary Clinton attacked the DNC this week, claiming that she, “[I]nherited nothing from the Democratic Party.” 

That's because her party isn't quite dead yet.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Kathy Griffin is Sorry

Kathy Griffin's apology for her mock assassination and beheading of President Donald Trump is worth less than a pair of running shoes would be to Hillary Clinton.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Blood Will Tell

Trump supporters: Mostly Blood Type "O" Positive. 

Hillary supporters: Mostly Hepatitis Type "B" Positive.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Deductive Reasoning

Q. How do we know Hillary didn't murder Seth Rich? 

A. His wallet wasn't taken.

Election Night Reference

In a Fox News report this week on Hillary Clinton's bitter Wellesley commencement speech, Tucker Carlson joked, "Surprising she gave the address herself, rather than sending John Podesta to give it for her."

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Political Climate Change

The Washington Post is hysterically demanding that people quit raising questions about Hillary Clinton and the unsolved murder of Seth Rich. According to the fake-news newspaper, the narrative is settled.